Sunday, February 15, 2009

My 25+1 random Things

Reposted from my fezbook account. Yes, I succumbed to the peer pressure. I'm a sheep!

1) I try to be a responsible pedestrian and avoid crossing the street when the cars are green-lighting. I know that some drivers look at me funny because there are hardly any cars but I don't make a break for it. I once hit the side of a jeepney with a dentistry textbook because it was blocking my way at the pedestrian lane. I hate it when they do that.

2) I was once a contestant in an interschool spelling bee. I lost with the word caterpillar. I still have trouble with that word's spelling to this day.

3) I love flying kites. Jenova gave me my first kite and now I have at least 5. I'm no expert though, so I'm most successful when there's an obvious breeze.

4) I was a huge fan of Take That...I was even a member of the fan club (along with Jenova). I wanted to marry Gary Barlow.

5) I cannot play volleyball to save my life. In high school, I got hit by a volleyball in the face. My glasses got skewed and left a cut below my eye.

6) As a kid I didn't like brushing my teeth. I was afraid of the dentist. It's strange that I became one. Now, whenever it's my turn to have my teeth cleaned, I still get a nervous feeling.

7) My brother Marlon was a patient in UPCD's pediatric dentistry department. His clinicians were Dr. Salinda and Dr. Sotelo, who became my profs in college. They told me they picked my brother over me to be their patient because I was so "iyakin". The fact that I was being considered to be a patient at UPCD says a lot about my bad teeth back then. (So meron siguro akong pang-pulpectomy, pulpotomy, extraction, filling and space maintainer, harhar).

8) My favorite city is New York. I love watching movies set in New York.

9) I was once given a free hotdog and drink in Gray's Papaya in NY. The server there (who was from Pangasinan) was so happy to see a tourist from the Philippines that he called his boss over and introduced me. Kababayan!

10) I used to get nightmares from watching Magandang Gabi Bayan's Halloween episodes. It was ridiculous, because in my dreams, I would see the badly costumed "dwendes" from the reenactments.

11) I started wearing glasses when I was around 6 or 7 years old. My glasses used to have those string things so it wouldn't fall to the ground when it got knocked off. I got contacts in high school. I finally had my eyes lasik-ed sometime in 2004.

12) As a kid, I used to have trouble swallowing pills and tablets. My mom would dissolve aspirin in warm water or halve the tablets because my gag reflex would act up. One day, I tried swallowing random pills and tablets from the medicine cabinet and discovered I could finally do it. When I ran to my mom to tell her the good news, I got a good spanking in the butt.

13) I totally sucked at playing chinese garter so I was always picked last (you know who you are, bitches! hahahaha!). I tried practicing at home by tying the garter to a window and a fence. In one of my attempts, I fell. On my knees. On the pebbled ground. I ended up with bloodied knees and never played again.

14) I love watching Looney Tunes. My two favorite episodes are: "What's Opera, Doc?" with Elmer Fudd as a viking and Bugs as "Bwunhilda", and the halloween eppy with the Dr. Jekyll-Mr. Hyde Tweety. I have an action figure of that morphed Tweety.

15) My mom said I was never breastfed. Maybe that's why I didn't get the nutrients for good dancing.

16)I am the youngest kid in the family and the only girl. I used to wear my brothers' hand me downs. I remember having a Thunderbirds t-shirt. My brothers included me in their baril-barilan, but I was usually the first casualty and always had to play dead.

17) My cellphone ringtone last week was the original theme to Mazinger-Z. I had to change it because nakakagulat pala.

18) I didn't have a debut when I turned 18. I can't stand attending debuts now.Thank you to those who invited me to theirs, though.

19) I can be a bit bulol trying to speak straight English. My waterloo is accidentally saying "Bif" instead of beef. When I'm tipsy though, I've been known to be more articulate.

20) I can speak enough Mandarin or Fukien to order in a China Mc Donalds or get on a bus. I can say in Chinese that I am happy or angry. But I can't express more complex feelings like bitterness, sarcasm. I cannot read Chinese books or newspapers.

21) I was onced forced to play in an amateur table tennis tournament without knowing how to play. It was so humiliating that I cried. I get annoyed when people assume that I play good table tennis just because I am Chinese.

22) I had a, ehem, tummy malfunction during the day of the UPCAT that I finished the exam ahead of everyone else. Outta my way!

23) I hated physics and chemistry. Woe was me to have had Gen Chem, Organic Chem, and Biochem as required subjects for dentistry. I always had a grade of 4 in these subjects (except for Biochem) and I always had to take removal exams. Diane Wong and I used to run into each other all the time at the Department of Math and Sciences (DPSM ba yun?) trying to fill out removal forms.

24) I have a scar on my right eyebrow from when I was a kid and my dad accidentally hit me with his nunchucks.

25) I used to think my shoulders were my best feature.But now I have flabby arms, so there they go. Oh well!
...and (due to popular demand):
26) I can't bend down and reach my toes! (being P.E. partners with the very bendy Ninna E. was pure torture.)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Char: 6, Mouse: 0

This is a continuing series on my love affair with the mice at home.

Today, I made progress! I am no longer a passive mouse catcher (read: waiting for mice to get caught in rat paper) but an active one!

Animal lovers should stop reading beyond this point.

Anyway, I was eating breakfast at the dining table when I heard rustling in the kitchen. I went into the kitchen..listened some more... and lo and behold, when I got to the sink, I spied a small mouse inside the our small garbage pail by the sink!

Mouse and me made momentary eye contact, then it jumped out! It ran behind some bottles on the counter top. I stared at the area intently wondering where it was. I knew it was still in the area because I was looking at all the possible escape points and seeing no mouse darting away.

Then, I tried moving some bottles around... then I poked the overturned stainless steel bowl. To my surprise and disgust, the mouse ran out from under the bowl (yes, I asked the maid to clean the bowl already)! I think it got trapped there when it first jumped out from the garbage pail. Anyhow, the mouse sprinted and skidded into.... the sink!

So anyway, our sink was like 6 inches deep and le mouse was jumping up and down. I wasn't about to let this one get away, so I did the only thing I could think of at the moment... I took off one of my slippers. And every time the mouse jumped up I would try to whack it on its head. Years and years of playing whack-a-mole at those amusement centers prepared me for this momentous occasion!

I must've given him about three whacks when I saw that he was jumping at a lower height. I looked down and saw that it was now trying to jump with its front legs. Its waist was now kind of twisted so that its hind legs and tummy were facing up. Great! Maybe I broke its legs, Mafia style!

I then quickly grabbed some rat paper and positioned it face down on top of the mouse. When it jumped again, it promptly got stuck. Then, it was wrapping up and throwing away time. Yay, I'm so happy! :D

Friday, January 30, 2009

Trip to Konbini

Konbini is a Japanese grocery/restaurant along Connecticut St. in Greenhills. Whenever Oliver and I would go to eat at Angel's Kitchen, it was always already closed (8PM is the closing time).

Anyway, one night, we were early for our reservation at Angel's Kitchen so we went in and I found these goodies:

Chili-flavored snack chip. Package is decorated with seemingly random letters that don't mean anything. HOWEVER... I spy the word "tyrant" on the right side near the chili stem. Some kind of subliminal message in a chip, perhaps? Or are these chips planning to take over and rule the earth as we sleep in our beds?

Among the shelf full of Pockys, I spy the Lotte Topp For Men and the HARD STICK. Wala lang.

What does Crunky mean? Crunchy plus chunky? Crunky sounds like my tummy after I eat something that doesn't agree with it.

And here is my purchase! Yummy crisp choco! Pre-sliced pa!

Can't wait to go to Japan!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Wanted: Free, wide open spaces

Saan ba pwedeng magpalipad ng saranggola na hindi masisita?

Bawal sa may MOA, bawal din sa Fort (where these pics were taken...bago ako nasita).

Saan pa ba, maliban sa Luneta?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The best airline complaint letter

A London-based passenger recently wrote a complaint letter to Richard Branson of Virgin Airlines. Among other things, he complained about the food:

"Imagine being a 12-year-old boy Richard,” he wrote. “Now imagine it's Christmas morning and you're sat there with your final present to open. It's a big one, and you know what it is. It's that Goodmans’ stereo you picked out of the catalogue and wrote to Santa about. Only you open the present and it's not in there. It's your hamster, Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing. That's how I felt when I peeled back the foil.”

The article had be laughing in my bedroom. Read the whole thing, with pictures, here.